Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Obama Endorses Hit-A-Lik














Hit-A-Lik Chief Security Engineer (name withheld for reasons sensitive to National Security) pictured far right with Barack Obama.

"Safety first" said Hit-A-Lik Chief Executive Officer Charles "Charlie" Buko.

Regarding the anonymous security engineer: "Brilliant is an understatement, we're very fortunate to have him on the team."

With Respect to Obama's "endorsement" Buko was sketchy at best. "No comment" he said "stop trying to get me in trouble."

Hardly astonishing Mr. Buko fancies himself avoiding "trouble." He nearly got arrested on his way home from Manhattan. Rumor has it police forced him off a Long Island Rail Road train (in Valley Stream) around 5:00am last Sunday Morning.

After (allegedly) kissing an unnamed female "friend" on the lips, the young Executive fled a Soho club for Garden City only to fall asleep on the train and wake up in Long Beach.

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